Adventure is just bad planning.
-- Roald Amundsen AA

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte AA

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
-- Oscar Wilde AA

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
-- Rick Cook AA