I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits.
-- David Hoselton AA

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
-- H. G. Wells AA

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
-- Doug Larson AA

Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it.
-- Ted Morgan AA