I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
-- Mitch Hedberg AA
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
-- Evan Esar AA
It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it.
-- Robert E. Lee AA
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
-- Ronald Reagan AA