Hell is full of musical amateurs.
-- George Bernard Shaw AA

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
-- Dave Barry AA

The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.
-- Art Spander AA

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins AA