The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
-- David M. Ogilvy AA

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.
-- Putt's Law AA

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
-- Christopher Lasch AA

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
-- H. L. Mencken AA