It's not enough to bash in heads. You've got to bash in minds.
-- Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon AA

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist.
-- Sally Kempton AA

There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.
-- Bertrand Russell AA

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen AA