Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith AA

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
-- Will Rogers AA

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
-- Gracie Allen AA

An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.
-- Charles de Montesquieu AA