What music is more enchanting than the voices of young people, when you can't hear what they say?
-- Logan Pearsall Smith AA

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.
-- Dave Barry AA

Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only as a veteran may differ from a raw recruit: and its methods differ from those of common sense only as far as the guardsman's cut and thrust differ from the manner in which a savage wields his club.
-- Thomas H. Huxley AA

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
-- Douglas Adams AA