Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
-- Dame Edna Everage AA

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow AA

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
-- Calvin Trillin AA

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
-- R. D. Laing AA