The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.
-- Louis C. K. AA

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
-- James Thurber AA

Confusion is always the most honest response.
-- Marty Indik AA

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
-- Vince Lombardi AA