If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
-- Ted Turner AA

I think that one possible definition of our modern culture is that it is one in which nine-tenths of our intellectuals can't read any poetry.
-- Randall Jarrell AA

Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing and because the memos, once written, immediately become proof that they were busy.
-- Charles Peters AA

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
-- Aristotle AA