Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
-- Cullen Hightower AA

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
-- Franklin P. Jones AA

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
-- Dean Martin AA

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
-- Darrin Weinberg AA