I always find it more difficult to say the things I mean than the things I don't.
-- W. Somerset Maugham AA

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
-- Penn Jillette AA

No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
-- Judge Gideon J. Tucker AA

I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber AA