Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot AA

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz AA

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller AA

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
-- Robert Byrne AA