The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche AA

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
-- Rita Rudner AA

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
-- Christopher Morley AA

Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
-- Elbert Hubbard AA