Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?
-- Will Rogers AA

If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
-- Laurence J. Peter AA

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
-- Anonymous AA

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
-- George Carlin AA