The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
-- Horace Walpole AA

I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
-- David Letterman AA

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
-- E. B. White AA

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton AA