Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
-- Orson Welles AA

No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible.
-- W. H. Auden AA

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen AA

Mustard's no good without roast beef.
-- Chico Marx AA