Guns don't kill people. People who say
-- Rob Delaney AA

Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
-- George Jackson AA

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
-- Victor Borge AA

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins AA