Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
-- Jerry Seinfeld AA

Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning.
-- Marlo Thomas AA

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?
-- Henry Ward Beecher AA

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
-- Eugene McCarthy AA