I go to the gym religiously. About twice a year around the holidays.
-- Demetri Martin AA

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.
-- Albert Einstein AA

A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts.
-- Colette AA

Vote early and vote often.
-- Al Capone AA