Don't tell people to act their age. It's like telling a baby to move out, and if they're older you're telling them to
-- Devin J. Monroe AA

The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.
-- William Feather AA

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
-- Jimmy Demaret AA

Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock AA