Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
-- George Carlin AA

We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
-- Walt Kelly AA

There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers AA

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwyn AA