Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as cats do.
-- Lee Entrekin AA

Never fight an inanimate object.
-- P. J. O'Rourke AA

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw AA

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman AA

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