Life improves slowly and goes wrong fast, and only catastrophe is clearly visible.
-- Edward Teller AA

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
-- George Burns AA

I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.
-- Moby AA

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
-- Franklin P. Jones AA