The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.
-- From "Taxi" AA

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley AA

I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me.
-- Chris Rapier AA

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell AA