The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
-- E. W. Dijkstra AA

The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
-- William Gibson AA

The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.
-- William Feather AA

Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else.
-- Hob Broun AA