A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe AA

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
-- Jay Leno AA

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
-- Tom Lehrer AA

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
-- Unknown AA

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