To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
-- Woody Allen AA

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson AA

I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
-- Stephen Leacock AA

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
-- Henry Kissinger AA

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