Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
-- Bill Nye AA

Art is science made clear.
-- Jean Cocteau AA

Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
-- Ron Nesen AA

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
-- H. L. Mencken AA