Here's a tip to avoid death by celebrity: First off, get a life. They can't touch you if you're out doing something interesting.
-- Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine AA

I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
-- Mitch Hedberg AA

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.
-- Robert Bloch AA

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
-- Flip Wilson AA

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