I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
-- Michael Crichton AA

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
-- Andy Rooney AA

College isn't the place to go for ideas.
-- Helen Keller AA

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.
-- Alfred Hitchcock AA