Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
-- Elvis Costello AA

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
-- Douglas Adams AA

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton AA

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
-- David Letterman AA