None are so busy as the fool and knave.
-- John Dryden AA

I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane.
-- Ray Bradbury AA

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
-- Tom Lehrer AA

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
-- Mae West AA

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