The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
-- Quentin Crisp AA

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
-- Yogi Berra AA

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
-- Joan Rivers AA

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer AA

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