There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
-- Stephen Colbert AA

People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness.
-- Heather Armstrong AA

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
-- Charles Bukowski AA

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-- Rita Rudner AA