Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
-- Erma Bombeck AA

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
-- Bill Vaughan AA

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
-- Mark Twain AA

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
-- Woody Allen AA

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