The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.
-- Will Rogers AA

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
-- Barry Switzer AA

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
-- Jimmy Buffett AA

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
-- Kin Hubbard AA

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