Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
-- Scott Adams AA

To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
-- Quentin Crisp AA

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
-- Woody Allen AA

I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
-- Paula Poundstone AA

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