Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
-- Al Franken AA

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
-- Evan Esar AA

If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.
-- Marlon Brando AA

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
-- Unknown AA

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