Here's a tip to avoid death by celebrity: First off, get a life. They can't touch you if you're out doing something interesting.
-- Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine AA

A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
-- David Coblitz AA

None but a coward dares to boast that he has never known fear.
-- Ferdinand Foch AA

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
-- Kurt Vonnegut AA

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