As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.
-- Hagar the Horrible AA

Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
-- J. Hart AA

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-- Edgar Bergen AA

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
-- Groucho Marx AA

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