Mothers may still want their sons to grow up to be President, but according to a famous Gallup poll of some years ago, some 73 percent do not want them to become politicians in the process.
-- John F. Kennedy AA

A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe AA

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
-- Laurence J. Peter AA

If you don't know what to do, call the media and at least give the appearance of doing something.
-- David Peterson AA