Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower AA

He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
-- John Mason Brown AA

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
-- Robert Byrne AA

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
-- Ronnie Shakes AA