I look at what the phone company does and do the opposite.
-- Craig Newmark AA

Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller AA

Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?
-- George Wallace AA

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
-- Totie Fields AA