It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is fatal.
-- Oscar Wilde AA
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
-- Dave Barry AA
A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose.
-- Samuel McChord Crothers AA
And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
-- Earl Mac Rauch AA