I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
-- George Best AA

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
-- Rodney Dangerfield AA

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-- Sir Winston Churchill AA

Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King Jr. AA