Never have children, only grandchildren.
-- Gore Vidal AA

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
-- P. J. O'Rourke AA

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
-- Herb Caen AA

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
-- Woody Allen AA

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